This has wound me up for a while.

P&G’s campaign this year state that they are the proud sponsors of mums.

Eh, hem. Excuse me. You don’t sponsor me.

And am sure you don’t sponsor millions of other mums, surely you need our permission?  What are you giving them if you are? The privilege to buy your products? So why claim that you do?  What makes you think you can speak for me and all the other mums?

I wouldn’t dare speak for all the mums in the world/UK., like P&G does, but I feel offended and please leave me alone.